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Election Results IN
Early Thursday morning it was announced that Zach Power had won the election!! This may come as a surprise since he is an independent...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 26, 20231 min read
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Surrogate Debate: Who Stood Out And Who Fell Behind
-Patrick Starr The 2023 election campaign is trucking right along, with new ideas discussed, information revealed and promises made every...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 23, 20233 min read
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The Language Post Endorses…
-Isabel Jones Caroline Dunk!! Dunk has built a strong campaign and finds many voters through her Instagram. She constantly posts...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 23, 20232 min read
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Landon Brandon’s speech causing illness and manipulation
-Joe Nuts Landon Brandon, a presidential candidate, has repeatedly stated they have never received any scandals. But it’s only due to the...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 19, 20232 min read
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Highlight Presentation Highlights
-Lauren Casey The Highlight Presentation on Friday the 13th was a chance for candidates to showcase their best moments. But did the bad...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 19, 20231 min read
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The Founding Fathers Would be Appalled at Recent Attacks on Free Press
-Fjaec Knuz The past few weeks have been a muddled hot mess of scandal after scandal. The presidential candidates that we know and...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 18, 20232 min read
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Who won and who lost the debate?
-Patrick Starr and Isabel Jones Yesterday's debate was chaotic. Jonah Nazareth kept interrupting, and everyone kept attacking us. We...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 18, 20234 min read
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Scandal: Zach Power Buys Patents and HIKES Medicine Prices
-Joe Nuts, Edited by FJaec Knuz Health care has been a hot topic in politics for a while now and when it comes to candidate Zach Power,...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 13, 20233 min read
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Platform Comparison: Different Responses to Climate Change Across The Board
-Patrick Starr Today’s first debate of the presidential election cycle was an excellent showcase of each candidate’s integrity,...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 12, 20232 min read
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Caroline Dunk Rolls Coal on Environmentalists!
-Joe Nuts On the evening of January 10, 2023, a large and heavily modified 2018 white Ford F-450 super duty platinum black limited...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 11, 20232 min read
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American Olympic CRISES, Hosselhoff and Nazareth INVOLVEMENT?
-Isabel Jones, Edited by Fjaec Knuz---------------------------- Photo of the America-Jesus-Freedom steroid Yesterday we found out that...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 10, 20232 min read
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Nazareth Campaign IGNORES Scandal, Instead Delivers Fiery Speech
-Fjaec Knuz The controversy revolving around Patriot Party candidate Jonah Nazareth intensified on Thursday. Following the leaked scandal...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 6, 20232 min read
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Zach Power off to a Promising Start
-Patrick Starr The 2023 election race for this nation’s next president has begun. With candidates from all over the country coming...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 6, 20231 min read
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10 Ways to Secure America’s Vote, and Not Tip Over
-Lauren Casey In our current political climate, the name of the game is appeal. You must appeal to as many people as possible, with as...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 5, 20233 min read
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Nazareth Caught Meeting with the British
-Joe Nuts It has recently come out that Patriot presidential candidate Nazareth has traveled overseas to a mysterious and dark place...
Zachary Jaffe
Jan 3, 20231 min read
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