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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 26, 20231 min read
Election Results IN
Early Thursday morning it was announced that Zach Power had won the election!! This may come as a surprise since he is an independent...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 23, 20233 min read
Surrogate Debate: Who Stood Out And Who Fell Behind
-Patrick Starr The 2023 election campaign is trucking right along, with new ideas discussed, information revealed and promises made every...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 23, 20232 min read
The Language Post Endorses…
-Isabel Jones Caroline Dunk!! Dunk has built a strong campaign and finds many voters through her Instagram. She constantly posts...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 19, 20232 min read
Landon Brandon’s speech causing illness and manipulation
-Joe Nuts Landon Brandon, a presidential candidate, has repeatedly stated they have never received any scandals. But it’s only due to the...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 19, 20231 min read
Highlight Presentation Highlights
-Lauren Casey The Highlight Presentation on Friday the 13th was a chance for candidates to showcase their best moments. But did the bad...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 18, 20232 min read
The Founding Fathers Would be Appalled at Recent Attacks on Free Press
-Fjaec Knuz The past few weeks have been a muddled hot mess of scandal after scandal. The presidential candidates that we know and...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 18, 20234 min read
Who won and who lost the debate?
-Patrick Starr and Isabel Jones Yesterday's debate was chaotic. Jonah Nazareth kept interrupting, and everyone kept attacking us. We...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 13, 20233 min read
Scandal: Zach Power Buys Patents and HIKES Medicine Prices
-Joe Nuts, Edited by FJaec Knuz Health care has been a hot topic in politics for a while now and when it comes to candidate Zach Power,...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 12, 20232 min read
Platform Comparison: Different Responses to Climate Change Across The Board
-Patrick Starr Today’s first debate of the presidential election cycle was an excellent showcase of each candidate’s integrity,...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 11, 20232 min read
Caroline Dunk Rolls Coal on Environmentalists!
-Joe Nuts On the evening of January 10, 2023, a large and heavily modified 2018 white Ford F-450 super duty platinum black limited...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 10, 20232 min read
American Olympic CRISES, Hosselhoff and Nazareth INVOLVEMENT?
-Isabel Jones, Edited by Fjaec Knuz---------------------------- Photo of the America-Jesus-Freedom steroid Yesterday we found out that...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 6, 20232 min read
Nazareth Campaign IGNORES Scandal, Instead Delivers Fiery Speech
-Fjaec Knuz The controversy revolving around Patriot Party candidate Jonah Nazareth intensified on Thursday. Following the leaked scandal...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 6, 20231 min read
Zach Power off to a Promising Start
-Patrick Starr The 2023 election race for this nation’s next president has begun. With candidates from all over the country coming...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 5, 20233 min read
10 Ways to Secure America’s Vote, and Not Tip Over
-Lauren Casey In our current political climate, the name of the game is appeal. You must appeal to as many people as possible, with as...
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Zachary Jaffe
Jan 3, 20231 min read
Nazareth Caught Meeting with the British
-Joe Nuts It has recently come out that Patriot presidential candidate Nazareth has traveled overseas to a mysterious and dark place...
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