-Joe Nuts
It has recently come out that Patriot presidential candidate Nazareth has traveled overseas to a mysterious and dark place known as “England” with its infamous inhabitants known as the “British.” There have been recent pictures on social media of Nazareth meeting and hanging out with individuals part of the British government. Some of the recent posts titled, “Just finished smoking a ciggy with my mate Nazareth” and “Just had a great fish and chips meal with me bloke Nazareth.” These posts have quickly been deleted due to Nazareth receiving much backlash from American citizens claiming that these images show he’s not a true patriot.
It is difficult to believe such a patriotic candidate was hanging out with people who wanted to maintain control of American land and avoid giving us independence. These very recent posts may signal the increased relationship with the British people which may make it dangerous for our American citizens as Nazareth has been heavily influenced by his British friends. He has introduced policies suspiciously similar to King George’s policies, like increasing the tax on tea and he now wants to be not considered a presidential candidate, but a Prince. However, some of these policies have been dropped as Nazareth due to media backlash.
What are Nazareth’s true plans for the American people? Is he a real patriot, or is he secretly a Brit in disguise?
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