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Writer's pictureZachary Jaffe

Caroline Dunk Rolls Coal on Environmentalists!

-Joe Nuts


On the evening of January 10, 2023, a large and heavily modified 2018 white Ford F-450 super duty platinum black limited edition with raised suspension pulled alongside climate activists walking along the streets of Gaithersburg to protest. It began with an argument between the driver and the protestors where the driver then stomps on the accelerator, and peels out, leaving them covered head to toe in the sooty black exhaust.

Now who could have done this? Clearly it was Presidential candidate Caroline Dunk. We have evidence that not only other people saw her do it in person, but her friend in the passenger seat also recorded the whole thing and posted it to social media titled, “SCREW ENVIRONMENTALISTS COAL ALL THE WAY!!!” And when was that video posted? The evening of January 10, 2023, precisely after the protest. Coal rolling has been a "thing" for a long time and it's not uncommon for pickup truck owners to modify their vehicles to pump black smoke. Owners think it's cool but it's actually used to pride themselves on driving some very high-end trucks and simply to piss people off.

The presidential candidate, the so-called “liberal” coal-rolling multiple environmentalists, is an insult to the liberal community and shines a light on what political party Dunk truly wants to be part of. Additionally, rolling coal is illegal in the state of Maryland so not only has Dunk insulted the liberal community, but also committed a CRIME.


Caroline Dunk does mention she still has student loans to pay off, and that she has lived a life learning while living off a waitresses salary. However, the Post has discovered that Dunk has been coal-rolling 6 differently colored 2020 Peterbilt 389 trucks all costing around $170,000 each. Where has this money been coming from, and what happened to her so-called financially struggling life?

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